Did that image give you a boner?

No?

Lie again and I'll fucking smack you.

Okay so here's the issue. Why is that whenever I see a big with huge, MASSIVE knockers and ass I find it hot but whenever a situation comes up when they will actually sleep with me I no longer find it attractive?

Like come on I've wanked to the most disgusting porn with the worst roles but then a little bit of fat upsets me

One time I hooked up with an 18 year old and after it was finished I felt tiny. Why everyone has to be so wide next to me. I want to lose weight as well like why is everyone so wrong?

Okay anyway I'm bored of writing this so have this surprise to wank to